50kwatch:

u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month

(Source: kev1ndurant, via alice-est)

ryanvallejo:

korralight:

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okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick

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exists

i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick

(Source: flame-o, via alice-est)

queenston:

anosci:

coolfatcat:

oh my god

art.

true art.

the highest form.

right here.

+1 oh my god

(via alice-est)

Timestamp: 1408644689

queenston:

anosci:

coolfatcat:

oh my god

art.

true art.

the highest form.

right here.

+1 oh my god

(via alice-est)

nicotinerampage:

telemiscommunication:

telemiscommunication:

Fairy World?

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Scary World

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You’re not that scary.

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Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet! 

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It burns! 

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Fairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Dairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Oh, darn it!

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you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.

(via crystallized-teardrops)

surprisebitch:

twophoenixfeathers:

whoop there it is

truth tea has been spilled

(via sickofyourship)

Timestamp: 1408577919

surprisebitch:

twophoenixfeathers:

whoop there it is

truth tea has been spilled

(via sickofyourship)

deadxlast:

pianorocknroll:

you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

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Oh my fucking god

(via sickofyourship)

youngblackandvegan:

jonesalicious:

So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people

Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea

(Source: mikaylugh, via sickofyourship)

spockhetti:

HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED

AND SHE’S LIKE YEAH SO WE ONLY HAVE TO ACT LIKE WE ARE A COUPLE BUT WE’RE NOT OF COURSE IT WILL BE FUN

HAHAHAHAHA M8 I HAVE READ ENOUGH FANFICTION TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

(via sickofyourship)

thefutureauthor:

*whispers* Mulan, Merida, and Rapunzel didn’t have men saving them

*regular voice* Lilo and Nani’s sisterly love for each other was a big point in their movie

*slightly aggravated voice* Enchanted questioned marrying a man you hardly know

*shouting* FROZEN ISN’T THE FIRST MOVIE TO HAVE THESE POINTS

(via theoceansadventure)

toinfinityandbeyonce:

end of discussion

(via sickofyourship)

hungrylikethewolfie:

lady-chyna:

logicislife:

jessycanhasblog:

irishsub:

Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome.

Oh wow these girls are brilliant.

These girls: 1
Tom Hanks: 0

Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach.

I wonder how long it took to practice this shit

DRIFT COMPATIBLE, BABY

(Source: videohall, via sickofyourship)

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(via zackisontumblr)

skin-rivets-tyler:

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

1999; 19 motherfucking 99.   And people still don’t understand this. 

(via theoceansadventure)

Timestamp: 1408499356

skin-rivets-tyler:

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

1999; 19 motherfucking 99.   And people still don’t understand this. 

(via theoceansadventure)

elia-nebula:

pixypinup:

mebeveronica:

sadfries:

are you fucking kidding me

what

O.o

I’m sorry..
How is this even possible

(Source: wankoce4n, via theoceansadventure)

Timestamp: 1408495435

elia-nebula:

pixypinup:

mebeveronica:

sadfries:

are you fucking kidding me

what

O.o

I’m sorry..
How is this even possible

(Source: wankoce4n, via theoceansadventure)